Sock Her, Mom!

Welcome to the neighborhood!
Where caffeine levels
Crash alongside minivans
It’s perfect, so perfect
It really is

 
So c’mon little girl
Play house with me
We both need something solid to cling to
Just like everybody else

 
Watching from the attic window
Keeping tabs on the tabloids
There’s only so much that I can do
How long can I keep up this charade?